In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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