There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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