well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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