It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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