Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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