Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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