hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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