Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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