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took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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