ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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