I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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