My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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