it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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