I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
this just has baby written all over it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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