he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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