Don't you send me to vm
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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