if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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