remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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