You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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