do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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