yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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