i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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