Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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