we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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