Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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