party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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