No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
