If i come over, it means nothing
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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