whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
