Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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