I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
