just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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