white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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