I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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