Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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