So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Terrible idea I love it
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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