At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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