Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Can I color on your dick again?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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