: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
