I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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