my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize