Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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