Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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