Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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