Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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