Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
