Do vagina's smell?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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