Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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