they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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