I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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