I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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