i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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