so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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