I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My dick has a subreddit
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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