She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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