So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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