i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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